By now you’ve all seen the video of Usain Bolt obliterating his competition (and the world record) this weekend and have probably read about Paula Radcliffe winning the NYC Half Marathon victory (only five months after foot surgery). So, with little to offer but our admiration and awe, The Pacekeeper humbly recognizes the feats of these legends in haiku. Enjoy.

Ode to Usain

Blink and you’ll miss Bolt,

another record shattered.

Lightning fast, indeed.

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To Paula Radcliffe

Welcome back, Paula.

On new feet, fast as ever.

See you in Berlin?

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